fuckheel 

noun
1. A deplorable human being.
2. A broken/discarded dildo.

"Vomit-filled skinbag Nigel Farage says Trump's deplorable behavior is "just how men talk." No it isn't, you fuckheel. It's how scum talk." - Wil Wheaton

fuckheel by dedeyedik October 8, 2016

fuckheel 

A word used generally to describe someone permanently friend zoned, specifically Wil Wheaton.

Oh, btw Wil, people do notice when you make up retarded random words and post them here to jack yourself off.

Wil Wheaton is a complete fuckheel. Look at him. He does panels with Felicia, poses with Felicia, goes to coffee with Felicia, goes on vacation with Felicia, white-kights for Felicia, but has never fucked Felicia. Friendzone level: 99.

fuckheel by durrandsafsadfdsaf October 11, 2016

Fuckwheel 

A person who does the same annoying, irritating thing so much, they are a cycle of Fucktardedness.

You Fuckwheel! Stop doing that!!

Fuckwheel by UrbanScribe7 January 27, 2017

fuckhelmet

a condom. it protects as per a helmet.

oh shit, i think the fuckhelmet broke.

fuckhelmet by ken power January 15, 2008

fuckhelmet

A complete dumbass. Someone unworthy of the title retard.

<PersonA> Hey, I went to this club the other night and pulled this right stunner. It was only when we got into the back of my car for some lovin when I felt something slippy and long in 'her' panties.
<PersonB> Hahahahahahaha! Fuckhelmet!

fuckhelmet by Anon. September 30, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022