fuckheel

noun
1. A deplorable human being.
2. A broken/discarded dildo.

"Vomit-filled skinbag Nigel Farage says Trump's deplorable behavior is "just how men talk." No it isn't, you fuckheel. It's how scum talk." - Wil Wheaton

by dedeyedik October 8, 2016

fuckheel

A word used generally to describe someone permanently friend zoned, specifically Wil Wheaton.

Oh, btw Wil, people do notice when you make up retarded random words and post them here to jack yourself off.

Wil Wheaton is a complete fuckheel. Look at him. He does panels with Felicia, poses with Felicia, goes to coffee with Felicia, goes on vacation with Felicia, white-kights for Felicia, but has never fucked Felicia. Friendzone level: 99.

by durrandsafsadfdsaf October 11, 2016

Fuckwheel

A person who does the same annoying, irritating thing so much, they are a cycle of Fucktardedness.

You Fuckwheel! Stop doing that!!

by UrbanScribe7 January 27, 2017

fuckhelmet

a condom. it protects as per a helmet.

oh shit, i think the fuckhelmet broke.

by ken power January 15, 2008

fuckhelmet

A complete dumbass. Someone unworthy of the title retard.

<PersonA> Hey, I went to this club the other night and pulled this right stunner. It was only when we got into the back of my car for some lovin when I felt something slippy and long in 'her' panties.
<PersonB> Hahahahahahaha! Fuckhelmet!

by Anon. September 30, 2003