fuck your chicken

To hijack a partly-completed task from someone else, either directly or via unsolicited advice. Originated in whitewater raft guide culture, and is used most frequently for kitchen tasks.

I didn't mean to fuck your chicken, but you left these tomatoes sitting halfway sliced and I wanted to finish making the sandwiches.

Can I help you do that? I'm an expert at making alphabet-shaped pancakes.
No, I got it. Quit trying to fuck my chicken.

by bowling_pomeranian November 18, 2013

fuck your chicken strips

a classic vine, normally used for people to decribe food

David, how's your food? Do you want to try mine?

Fuck your chicken strips.

by okay_grace January 20, 2018