fridge blindness 

A horrible disease that makes you eventually starve to death.

fridge blindness is something which many men have, usually we can live through it with the help of a female who has not got Fridge blindness disease.

it starts of with not being able to find the butter in the fridge and having to ask where it is. it is eventually found by a female right in front of your eyes.
Then it moves onto more obvious object such as the eggs, milk and after a few weeks of having FBD you will no longer be able to see the orange juice.

Unfortunately some people have been seriously hurt mentaly by this disease.

WARNING!!!! all men and a small percent of female will have this disease in there life, you can't catch it of other infected people but it is more dangerous in a badly lit room.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Man with Fridge Blindness: wheres the butter?
woman: there idiot, it's right in front of you
Man: NOOOOO I HAVE FBD

*10 days later the man dies of not having enough milk*

fridge blindness by I lost the game April 19, 2008