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French kiss the morning is a phrase referring to the first large, gaping, tongue lolling yawn given by a person (or animal) after waking.
I always wake early, "French kiss the morning", then turn to my wife who advises: "Brush your teeth before trying that on me...".
by AgInspector April 19, 2017
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