french beard

French beard. /FRE·nch BEE·yurd/. A beard cut out in the shape of thin moustache, which wraps around the lips to continue into a beard that covers the chin

The guy in french beard used to have a goatie earlier. guess sucks in both..

french beard by gabbar September 5, 2007

French Beard

When a woman grows out her armpit hair, shampoos it, and otherwise maintains its appearance.

Often the length of the hair is categorized using a numerical system. Due to the French origin of the practice, the classification is slangly called "Louis the __", where the __ is replaced with V or XIV depending on the length hair.

Megan is totally sporting a french beard. A Louis the XIV at least - no joke!

French Beard by panagalokis October 24, 2010

Bearded Mr. Frenchy 

An act of revenge due to an unsatisfactory oral sex act.

A man and woman are engaged in simultaneous oral sex (69 with woman on top) and the woman is extremely aroused, therefore, leaving her vaginal excretions all over the mouth and face of her male partner. Little does she know, her female hygiene does not meet the man's standards, so he sweetly says, "Come here so i can kiss you," then proceeds to give her deep french kisses while smothering her with the foul stench of her own pussy juice.

also happens to be a breakfast dish at an East Hollywood diner.

Mike: How'd it go with that chick last night? Dude, she's smokin' hot.

Raymond: It was okay. She was suckin', i was lickin'... um. She's hot and all, but....

Mike: Aw, don't tell me... She stinks?

Raymond: Yeah. But its all good. I gave her the "Bearded Mr. Frenchy."

Mike: Awesome! Me next!

Raymond: No thank you.

Bearded Mr. Frenchy by Mr. Chavez July 31, 2009