freld 

"freld" is synonym for idiot, stupid, retard, low brain etc.

Usually guys who are "freld" or "freldish" are so stupid that they need their mom to help them dress and get out to play with other stupid people.

But these "frelds" are not born to be "freld", it just a consequence of booze and drug abuse.

Many of them are overweighted because they spend most of their time inside watching screen of computer or tv.

"hey look that guy, he is so freld"

"yesterday I saw a guy sleeping in a park, he must be a freld"

"lol look, that guy doesn't know how to wear a jacket, what a freld"

freld by anonymouspete December 25, 2007

Field of flatus 

The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.

Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...

I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!

Field of flatus by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018

Fred Weasley 

Awesome character in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. He is the twin of George Weasley, and the brother of Bill, Charlie, Percy, Ron, and Ginny Weasley. He will be deeply missed.

I cried so hard when Fred Weasley died in Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows!!!

Fred Weasley by danserfille April 3, 2011

Fred Weasley 

a very good looking man totally not a fictional character

me: I love Fred Weasley sm ong
someone: isn't he fictio-
me- NO NO HE IS NOT LEAVE ME ALONE

someone- he's literally fictional
me- i shift realities

someone- oh

Fred Weasley by skye asf🙏‼️ January 8, 2021

force field shit 

When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.

Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.

force field shit by Aj36mason January 18, 2017

Field Train 

A Train Which Transports Coal and Other Minerals

Peter: The Feels
Jason: Feel Train!
Peter: Choo! Choo!
Nathan: Guys, What's a Field Train?

Field Train by Oscuskanaskus November 4, 2014

Fred101 

Fred is the legend of Wizard101, the biggest top G there is out there with many side hoes and simps at his feet. Join the Fred Fan Club today!

His number 1 fan is Kiwibaby

I am writing this lovely letter to inform you that I love Fred101! Fred is a very charismatic character and I love his green gem on his chest just like iron man! Fred is an absolute king! He never gives up on his journeys, even if there is nothing left. He always cheers people up with his super funny jokes! Fred is a very strong lad an never seizes to please. I love him from the moon and back ❤️

- Musty
I loved Fred101 so much, I had all the merchandise.🧙 ♀️
I pray to Fred every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given.🙏 “Fred is love” I say, “Fred is life."🥰
My dad hears me and calls me a weirdo. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Fred. Thank you for everything Fred 💖

-Dauntless

Fred101 by FredLover101 August 22, 2022