freezivore

Someone whose diet does not consist of real food, but mainly of freezer products such as toaster strudels, hot pockets, frozen pizza, and pizza rolls.

Ryan: Hey Nick what did you have to eat today?

Nick: A toaster strudel, some taquitos, and a hot pocket!

Ryan: Wow man you're such a freezivore!

by WxBORG November 18, 2013