Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
jonah marais roth frantzich
The real name of singer Jonah Marais. Who is 1 of 5 of the members in the best band in the world called Why Don't We. Who have amazing voices and are super talented.
"Marais is actually my middle name ...not to many know that ...my full name is Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich"
jonah marais roth frantzich by WHYDON'TWE LOVER13 October 16, 2017
Related Words
Frauthy • fraut • Frauthentic • frautimation • Frautism • Frautten • fractal • fraction • Feautiful • fract
Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich
The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat
Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich
Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich by wdwmarais March 13, 2018
Frantastibular
when your head simply explodes from the sheer fact that something so awesome in magnitude that it takes the word Frantastic to the next level. Generally used to described anyone who's name started with Fran, no matter the ending. Fortunately it can now be used to describe any Life-changing event.
Person 1: How can you describe the best thing in the world bro? I'm just at a loss…
Person 2: Man, you just had the humbling gift of experiencing a Frantastibular moment!
Person 2: Man, you just had the humbling gift of experiencing a Frantastibular moment!
Frantastibular by UJCRY September 8, 2015
Canyon Frantzich
The ultimate Instagram Badie most ppl call him daddy he can bend you every way possible and show you who’s daddy
Canyon Frantzich by A person who stans canyon August 9, 2018
Nikolai Fraiture
Nikolai Fraiture by STROKES_LOVER June 14, 2004
Penile Fracture
A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman
Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now
Penile Fracture by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026