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flatcest 

The act of having sex with your flatmate, even though you know this may be inadvisable given that you have to live together afterwards.
"I walked into Rachael's room and she was in bed with John! They totally committed flatcest last night!"
flatcest by possessed July 23, 2007

Francestown 

A jolly little town also known as ftown in the middle of no where, where everyone assumes the rainbow ends.Full of cayotes, major corn chunkage, cow farms,home schooled losers,and retarted uncles. Wouldnt be a strange land to find yourself dreaming about bunnys & llamas. People who live in this town go to pumpkin launching festivals,believe their cats will be hit by reindeer. And have late night cookito runs, in the middle of the forest. Dont be shocked if you see homosapiens/teenagers singing " francestown where the streets are black. you better watch it, you better watch your back" Where fennis was invented. Takes a gillion years to light a ffing sparkler. Little children keep themselves occupied by streaking,skinny dipping,visiting the "general", and shitting in local lakes.
Last year in francestown, we jumped over the fence of a hairy cow farm, where we procided to tell the owner we were only "thinking about it in our mind", even though she was across the street watching us the entire time. We own.

francesturbation 

francesturbation: the act of french people speaking proudly about the superiority of the french, often in a condescending way
When you are in a restaurant and you are talking to your friends about how the wine chosen isn't very good, and the frenchman at the table responds by saying "That is because it is not French Wine," typically accompanied by a sly grin. The gratuitous boasting the frenchman is portraying here would be a classic exampple of francesturbation.
francesturbation by captainpun July 28, 2011
"Fraycest", coined by one Rebecca C., is the conjoining of two words: "Frank" and "Waycest". "Fraycest" has been used to describe situations in which a three-some is seen/alluded to between Gerard Way, Mikey Way, and Frank Iero, the lead singer, bassist, and rhythm guitarist of My Chemical Romance. Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on how you view it, this is a fictional relationship usually only found in fanfiction/fanvids/etc, because seriously: Mikey's married (to a girl named Alicia), Gerard's engaged (to a girl named Eliza), and Frank's engaged and even set the date (with a girl named Jamia).

Please disregard the fact that Gee likes to feel both Mikey and Frank up while on stage. Or that Frank and Gee have acted like they are a couple on more than one occasion. That is all. Enjoy.
"OMG FRAYCEST IS SO HAWT!"
"...what the hell is "fraycest"?"
"It's the super-hawt secks between Frank, Mikey, and Gerard!"
"...you DO know they're all taken by women...right?"
"...STFU."
"...yeeeeeeah. Whatever."
fraycest by The GasMask Brigade December 9, 2008

Francest 

When you have sex with a boy/girl named Francesco/Francesca.
Hey have you heard that Eddie fucked a girl named Francesca?

Yeah thats Francest!
Francest by Cu Simmons December 14, 2020

fragcest 

The act of being in love with, or being in a relationship with, male model and icon Jeremy Fragrance. Despite usually being used in a parasocial sense, many people have linked with Jeremy and have become his lover. The term was made in 2022 when a young man first used the term to describe his ongoing relationship with Jeremy Fragrance.
"Hey..you said you love Jeremy Fragrance so much you'd adopt him... wouldn't that make it incest?"

"Haha, no, it would actually make it
'Fragcest'"
fragcest by Fragcest Man May 21, 2023