frapture 

1) The mysterious disappearance of a blended coffee drink from your desk.

2) The crack that occurs in the side of those cheap Starbucks Iced coffee cups.

1) "I got up to use the bathroom at the coffee shop and my mocha disappeared in a frapture"

2) "I look like I shit myself due to that damn frapture."

frapture by Josh Jameson February 6, 2008

Nikolai Fraiture

The strokes bassist
- so cool
- hot stuff
- nice nice nice

yum yum yum

Nikolai Fraiture by STROKES_LOVER June 14, 2004

Penile Fracture 

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

Penile Fracture by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

nikolai fraiture

The most cutest, loveliest, sexiest, best bassist ever from the Strokes, with a daughter called Elysia, born in the summer of 2004. He is 6"2', cuts his own hair, and does not smoke. He is shy and that's what I love. I almost die because of his charm.

"We're pretty much taking all the songs that have worked the best in the past and we're using those and all of the new songs. In the short time that we've got to play them, we're trying to use what ones work the best." - Nikolai Fraiture

nikolai fraiture by MegguMe July 17, 2006

fractured but whole 

the second video game based on South Park animation series after stick of truth. in this game kids will be playing superheroes.

person 1: Dude another south park game will be out soon.
person2: what's the name?
person 1: fractured but whole.
person 2: dies of enthusiasm.

fractured but whole by the other Eric Cartman July 29, 2015

Nikolai Fraiture

A beautiful and very polite young man who wnjoys playing the bass-guitar in the New York city band The Strokes. Nikolai does not enjoy talking.

Nikolai quietly peered at Julian from behind the shower curtain.

Nikolai Fraiture by Jade October 14, 2003

Nikolai Fraiture

Nikolai Fraiture plays bass in the great band the Strokes. Most (female) Strokes fans squeal over Fabrizio or Julian, but some, more intellectual fans, are attracted to Nikolai. He has THE greatest smile ever (watch the Someday video), and is the least wild 'n' crazy of the band, but THAT'S WHY HE'S THE COOLEST!

"I have decided to keep my braces..."
"Why?"
"Dude, have you seen Nikolai Fraiture's teeth?"

Nikolai Fraiture by Pretty Good Lookin' Girl May 11, 2004