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An abbreviation of the phrase "first post worst post".

Is a derivative of "fpbp" (first post best post). Primarily used on 4chan.
OP: What is the best incarnation of Superman?
First poster: They all suck. Why do you faggots care about that overly perfect piece of shit? Fuck off.
Second poster (replying to first): fpwp
fpwp by weak2normal January 6, 2019
Stands for "First Post Worst Post"
Used when the first post on a thread is literally the worst post on the whole thread.
More often than not this is used when the post is a shitpost or a copypasta.
Can also be used in any kind of website which allows for comments/ posts.

The opposite of: FPBP
Thread: "The only logical response to the issue of child sex traffic in Asia"

First comment: "LOGical, LOG, LOG OF SHIT, ANDY SIXX"

Second post: "Fpwp"
FPWP by Ray Pyou March 6, 2018
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Acronym for "Future potential wedding planning"
Angela and I talked about fpwp and David's Bridal all night!
fpwp by xoxoxoxoxo21 March 8, 2011
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