fpwp

An abbreviation of the phrase "first post worst post".

Is a derivative of "fpbp" (first post best post). Primarily used on 4chan.

OP: What is the best incarnation of Superman?
First poster: They all suck. Why do you faggots care about that overly perfect piece of shit? Fuck off.
Second poster (replying to first): fpwp

fpwp by weak2normal January 6, 2019

FPWP

Stands for "First Post Worst Post"
Used when the first post on a thread is literally the worst post on the whole thread.
More often than not this is used when the post is a shitpost or a copypasta.
Can also be used in any kind of website which allows for comments/ posts.

The opposite of: FPBP

Thread: "The only logical response to the issue of child sex traffic in Asia"

First comment: "LOGical, LOG, LOG OF SHIT, ANDY SIXX"

Second post: "Fpwp"

FPWP by Ray Pyou March 6, 2018

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fpwp

Acronym for "Future potential wedding planning"

Angela and I talked about fpwp and David's Bridal all night!

fpwp by xoxoxoxoxo21 March 8, 2011

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

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