Footfever is when your feet are hot. To cure footfever take your shoes off. Footfever is the opposite of clamfoot. Clamfoot is when your feet are cold.
Emily touch my feet, I think I have footfever.
Gross dad I’m not touching your feet. Not even if they are cold and you had clamfoot!
Gross dad I’m not touching your feet. Not even if they are cold and you had clamfoot!
by Dr. Footfever August 31, 2018