foolboar

The snazziest motherfucker alive. He'll fuck your bitch with or without permission. Some say he doesn't know what pulling out even is. He has an elongated tallywhacker that makes any hoe snivel in pleasure.

Damn that nigga Foolboar is a straight G, I caught that nigga mangling the midget in a Chick-fil-A restroom stall.

by Christopher Thompson February 11, 2017

foodboarding

Torturing someone by sharing endless choices of their favorite foods when the other person is not present to eat the items they crave.

Mark: I am at a fantastic restaurant right now with my girlfriend and the dessert selections are amazing... Bananas Foster, Baked Alaska, Crepes Suzette, Banana Cream Pie, Coconut Cream Pie, New York Style Cheesecake and Cherries Jubilee.

Geo: Damn you! You are Foodboarding me with all my favorite desserts!

by gpkGoBucks December 23, 2014

Footboarding

A form of torture in which a very tall person is forced to sleep in a bed that has a foot board. The subject can not fully straighten his or her legs.

Oh, man, my legs are so sore. I went through some serious footboarding last night.

by Scavenger Face October 9, 2008