A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009