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fnaf fan boy

Child aged 0-12 who talks about FNAF all the time in their high-pitched voice.
FNAF Fan Boy: dude i think phone guy from FNAF is the purple guy

edgy teen: i don't care

FNAF Fan Boy: do you believe 83 or 87?

edgy teen: i don't care!

FNAF Fan Boy: i can't wait for FNAF world!

edgy teen: I DONT CARE!!
fnaf fan boy by Cobble November 3, 2015
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fnaf fan boy

Literally sings fnaf songs everyday. Claims that fnaf songs are the best in the world.

Always whisper in a high pitch voice in ur ear saying: "You won't get tired of my voice will you?" "I will put you back together."

Has all the fnaf plushies around his bed.

Believing that souls can possess into some metal bois

Attracted to (mostly all the female animatronics) and wanting to propose to them.

Usually fap to fnaf porn
People: Fnaf is just a game, no need to be so obsessed about it mannn...
Fnaf fan boy: HOW DARE U SAY THAT!!!??? ONE DAY I WILL BECOME PURPLE GUY AND KILL U AND STUFF U INTO AN ANIMATRONIC SUIT. AND THEN BURN YOU WITH THE PIZZERIA DOWN UNTIL UR SOUL GOT TRAPPED INSIDE HELL JUST LIKE WILLIAM AFTON

fnaf fanboy 

trash keyboard warrior
A angry 5 year old who believes five night's at freddy's is the best game ever.
Ordinary person: Fnaf is an unscary pile of rubbish.
Fnaf fanboy:WUT F0CK U HATTER12121212!!!!?!?!?!?!
fnaf fanboy by Stalin-The definer December 31, 2015
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