flu-y

A state of being whereby one is exibiting classic symptoms of the influenza virus (e.g. chills, body ache, weak stomach).

I'm feeling a bit flu-y today. I'm going to call into work sick.

flu-y by Josh Carr January 25, 2006

YooHoo Flu 

Diarrhea in which the consistency is that of the chocolate drink that America loves; peein' out your butt.

Eating spicy foods can give you a bad case of the YooHoo Flu.

YooHoo Flu by Grizzled Cheese June 28, 2010

yuppie flu 

chronic fatigue syndrome

Marcus is out of work again today, he's down with the yuppie flu.

yuppie flu by u3ww8dq November 10, 2008

New Year Flu 

The sudden "sickness" that you catch, preventing you from completing your New Year's Resolution.

Bill: McDonalds? I thought you said your wife was going to try to lose weight this year.

Ray: She was going to sign up for the gym, but she caught the New Year Flu.

New Year Flu by rydizz January 2, 2012

New Year Flu 

It is a sickness that is brought on by kissing random strangers at midnight of New Year's Eve. It exhibits many of the same symptoms of the common cold or flu.

My throat is killing me and all of my joints ache. I think I caught the New Year Flu from kissing those randoms at midnight.

New Year Flu by Grippstick January 12, 2008

Yellow Flu 

Yellow Flu is a term to describe the slow descent of a political party into self destruction.

Coined shortly after the 2010 general election in the UK Yellow Flu takes its name from the party colours of the Liberal Democrats.

Yellow Flu typically manifests itself within local party activists and councillors who do not get to directly enjoy the fruits of being in government. Namely a ministerial car or occasional dinner with News International lobbyists. First symptoms include a growing reluctance to defend Liberal Democrat supported policies beyond blaming the Labour party, the weather, or coalition, medium level symptoms include erratic opinion shifts and outbursts of crying. Terminal Yellow Flu results in resignation and oft repeated vows to never give Nick Clegg the time of day again.

Yellow Flu has given rise to another illness specific to Liberal Democrats. With the Conservative party considering the Liberal Democrats barely worth bothering with beyond a whip sheet, the Labour party is at its warmest, now completely opposed to talking to the Liberal Democrats with words other than "sellout", "lackies" or "shower of useless Tory supporting shites". This secondary illness is known as Yellow loneliness and it's becoming increasingly common for this to strike quickly after the onset of Yellow Flu.

Voter1: "Did you hear about that Lib Dem resigning?"

Voter2: "What? Why? I thought he was chuffed at having made the Tories implement the pupil premium, even though it was in both their manifestos?"

Voter1: "No. Apparently he can't support the coalition now"

Voter2: "After he's sold off our NHS, put us back in recession and propped up the Tories for two years?"

Voter1: "Yup. Must be Yellow Flu."

Voter2: "Twat."

Voter3: "Sorry I was just passing, did you just call a Liberal Democrat a twat? I quite agree. I remember tuition fees even if they don't"

Yellow Flu by BritishVotersEverywhere5 October 18, 2012

yuppie flu 

chronic fatigue syndrome (derogatory)

Don't complete the class with a case of yuppie flu from now on. Take a break when needed.

yuppie flu by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2011