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The last name of the best person in the world aka My Best Friend Niles
That Florek sounds like a pretty good guy
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A deft flick of the wrist, which results in a slight sprain
I just flotsky'd my wrist
flotsky by flotskybruce July 7, 2003

flotetable 

Items that hover over the surface of the water.
That flotetable car looks great gliding through the water.
shitty porter-does hack your cylinders-steals your money-makes flywheels break-fu
dude floteck ported my motor and now it runs like shit.
floteck by 324558 January 29, 2009
Another slightly embarrassing word made up by youth to say "pretty fu****d up!"
adjective | 'float'or flów-t'

"Dude let's get flote tonight!"
"I was flote asf during finals"
1: is/was flote
2:not flote
3: didn't/did get flote

lit gone high
Flote by Yesthathappened July 6, 2017
When you lasso a 200 pound, White and brown ox/bull by one horn.
I just Floweked. Sadly, I was trying to lasso a pig.
Flowek by BetterCow July 4, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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