flopnoc

this comes from the kristalian defintition for a lesser dragon. they posses most traits of the dragon species but are..well pretty much morons, basically a retarded dragon. and i use it as an insult.

you passed a semi on a double solid line during your drivers test?..you flopnoc!

by queen alice March 28, 2005

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flopcock

1) Any time a penis is particularly floppy, such as a few minutes after a good shag session.

2) A lazy person, especially someone who's always on the couch.

3) A pujorative term to describe someting that is floppy or more floppy than it should be.

1)Man, I just shagged Sarah hard for almost two hours, Ive got the worst flopcock Ive ever seen.

2)Ian wont even got off the couch to take a shit, what a flop-cock.

3)Man, those new springs I put in the truck are WAY better, especially after riding around on those old flop-cocks for three years.

by The Coondog October 20, 2006

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Floplock

Is when a person walking behind you gives you a "flat-tire" while your wearing flip-flops , while with a true "Floplock" it could be assumed that both parties could be wearing flip-flops ,it can be construed that the phenomenon could still be happen while the following person was wearing any type of foot wear due to the fact that the lead person stumbles.

I was walking on the beach at Lake Tahoe last weekend and a person walking behind me stepped on the back of my flipflop causing me to stumble ..all embarrassed she said "I'm sorry giving you a flatire ..and I said jokingly "it's not really a flatire, it's more of a floplock.

by Gyypped1 August 12, 2011

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