flopnoc 

this comes from the kristalian defintition for a lesser dragon. they posses most traits of the dragon species but are..well pretty much morons, basically a retarded dragon. and i use it as an insult.

you passed a semi on a double solid line during your drivers test?..you flopnoc!

flopnoc by queen alice March 28, 2005

flopcock 

1) Any time a penis is particularly floppy, such as a few minutes after a good shag session.

2) A lazy person, especially someone who's always on the couch.

3) A pujorative term to describe someting that is floppy or more floppy than it should be.

1)Man, I just shagged Sarah hard for almost two hours, Ive got the worst flopcock Ive ever seen.

2)Ian wont even got off the couch to take a shit, what a flop-cock.

3)Man, those new springs I put in the truck are WAY better, especially after riding around on those old flop-cocks for three years.

flopcock by The Coondog October 20, 2006

Floplock 

Is when a person walking behind you gives you a "flat-tire" while your wearing flip-flops , while with a true "Floplock" it could be assumed that both parties could be wearing flip-flops ,it can be construed that the phenomenon could still be happen while the following person was wearing any type of foot wear due to the fact that the lead person stumbles.

I was walking on the beach at Lake Tahoe last weekend and a person walking behind me stepped on the back of my flipflop causing me to stumble ..all embarrassed she said "I'm sorry giving you a flatire ..and I said jokingly "it's not really a flatire, it's more of a floplock.

Floplock by Gyypped1 August 12, 2011

Flopocalypse 

When the Do the flop guy blew up the world.

Do the flop guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
Guy 2: NOOOOOO IT'S THE FLOPOCALYPSE!
The world blows up

Flopocalypse by RealJamesSchmurr February 21, 2019

flopnick 

A person who, despite their best intentions, annoys the shit out of you.

That guy just spilled my drink while trying to shake my hand, what a flopnick.

flopnick by murraysutherland December 2, 2011

flopcock 

1. a small penis
2. more appropriately any guy named Bill's penis

Bill whipped out his flopcock on sarah.

flopcock by Mike March 30, 2005

Flopcock 

SUSY BALLS

Flopcock the term for im so sussy-

Flopcock by jegberjgnejg June 1, 2022