floperton 

the personification of all milfs

floperton is here

floperton by Juice master69420 November 1, 2022

Foobert 

it is like calling someone a fool but just in a nicer way.

1-heyy stop being a foobert
2-that's nice foobert
3-so what should we do foobert?
4-you're such a foobert

Foobert by youareafoobertforreadingthis January 15, 2010

flubertastic 

It's something that is beyond super-mega-hiper-fantastic ,the fluber- word,increases the power of the word

That s*** is flubertastic !!!

ZOMG,what a flubertastic thing !!!

flubertastic by Imperador Danix January 2, 2009

fobert

Commonly misconceieved as a simple mis-spelling of "Robert". Is actually a replacement for larger words when it is innapropriate to use the larger word or the word is too hard to pronounce.

1.He had a fault with his dioxynucleic acid.
He had a problem with his fobert.

2.Boy: Please play with my fobert.
Girl: Why do you always call your penis "fobert"?

fobert by Benjibum August 2, 2006

Flober 

Someone who is extremely sober, but has had wayyy too much to drink and is fuckin' shit up....but is very very sober...yet completely under the influence of alcohol.

I am sober as a fuckin' flober right now.

Flober by mummybears November 4, 2010

fifi and the flowertots 

A TV show with a creepy flower called Fifi that has a bumblebee friend and other flower friends. She plants her own flowers even though she is a flower so that's how they reproduce.

Man, Fifi and the Flowertots is my favourite show!

fifi and the flowertots by MY BROTHER IS STRAIGHT November 24, 2019

Flabertwated 

Adj. (flab-er-twait-ed),It is the occasional culmination of flabbergasted and twitterpated. An emotion that is usually brought about by the super juicy news about someone that is of interest to you.

Jane: Did you hear that Ryan is going to be at the party tonight?
Sue: Oh my gosh, YES, I'm so flabertwated!

Flabertwated by radinahandbasket July 18, 2009