The ejaculate that stems from a long lay over or abstention of climax, it’s often thicker and much sticker then your normal man goo. The same effect can be reached by eating capacious amounts of raw celery.
"Dude I hadn't been with kelly in a while, and ate a bunch of fresh celery. By the time we got done it was a total flickelskim... I think she's still stuck to the sheets"
by Luckyduzit December 21, 2006