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flibbertyjibbit 

Once used by my grandmother - told to me when I could not make up my mind - "A polite but funny Insult"
You are a flibbertyjibbit. You get really excited about something, throw yourself into it for a week, and then forget all about it. You buy things from QVC. Your basement is crammed with toys you no longer play with -- shotguns, the Duroflex, self-help cassettes. You don't have a significant other because you are incapable of committing, which is just as well, because you're selfish and lousy company.
flibbertyjibbit by khopp January 6, 2005
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Flibbertygibbit 

Someone who sucks really bad and pisses you off for unknown reasons
"I've never really talked to my neighbor but I just know he is a Flibbertygibbit."

flibbertygibbet 

commonly spelled flibbertigibbet
1) A capricious and unreliable person.
2) a flighty or whimsical person, usually a young female.
3) Historically: a name for a fiend, devil, puck or sprite.
4) Mythology: The name of a particularly obnoxious

apprentice to the Wayland (Weland) smith who was

so irritated by his apprentice threw him down a hill where he was changed into a stone.
In "The sound of Music" Maria is called a flibbertygibbet by the Mother Superior because Maria is out roaming around the hills rather than staying in the convent and behaving as a novice should.
flibbertygibbet by roisinf November 23, 2009

Flibbityjibbit 

To have sexual intercourse in a way that is perfectly safe for children and old people alike to observe and hear about.
Someone stole my car? FLIBBITYJIBBIT!
Flibbityjibbit by Karmadrums August 3, 2009

flibbertyjibberty 

oh flibbertyjibberty I fell over

flibbertygibbet 

damn,shit,fuck,crap.....a nice way to swear without getting into trouble
oh flibbertygibbet
flibbertygibbet by Anonymous April 6, 2003

flibbittyjibbitt 

An exclamation of surprise. Not a swear word. A better word instead of Fuck
My surprise party I shouted "flibbittyjibbitt".
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