Flermoen 

It is a utensil for eating pussy. It also is used for pounding ass in some rare cases. Flermoens come in five distinct colors: Maroon, Red, Blue, Magenta and Periwinkle. They can be bought at any Target.

"Dude, I totally broke my flermoen last night in that girls asshole."

Flermoen by Regan11 May 6, 2011

flemoent 

When one wishes a person to perform an atypical action they are trying to refrain from doing

I don't use question marks a lot, I just did this time because Masterdmr was flemoenting me!

flemoent by HeavyMetalRobot March 19, 2015