fleaver

When you stay around to fuck a girl, but then leave the next morning while she's sleeping.

Sally: How'd that date with John last night go?
Mary: It was great untill I woke up this morning, turns out he was a fleaver!

by Jedd & Alex June 30, 2006

bleaver fleaver

After a girl holds a baby and wants some dude to impregnate her.

My wife just held my friends baby, now her bleaver fleaver is kicking in and won’t stop trying to fuck me.

by Babyglum October 2, 2020

do me a flaver

It means to ask for a favor of any sort without describing what it is .

Hey I'm heading out later can you do me a flaver ?

by dragonboy8586 July 31, 2020

Klondike Feaver

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

by Moolie February 11, 2010

Flervert

(noun) creepy, self absorbed, foriegner interested in young, cute, and unattainable females....aka pervert with flava'!

Flervert: "Damn girl yew is fiyyne!"

Girl: "Who are you?!"

Flervert: "Whoeva you want me to be!" ;)

Girl: "Dumb flervert...."

by wa7dah thania October 2, 2011

fleever

Fast Leaver = Fleever. Those in IRC chat sessions who announce they are leaving and don't give enough time for others to say goodbye. Rule of thumb it to count at least 10 seconds before leaving, or you will be a fleever.

22:02 <Tom> Bye all!
22:02 <User Tom Exited the Channel>
22:02 <Frans> Bye Tom!
22:02 <Frans> Fleever!!!!!
22:03 <John> Yep, that wasn't a ten-count!!!

by Frans Keylard May 23, 2006

Joe feaver-ing

• Joe Feaver-ing is the when you commit the act of masturbating 12 times per day. Is commonly done by introverts who play video games all day.

“oh hai mark! what did you do last night?”
“oh well i was just joe feaver-ing”
“please stay away from my kids mark”

by G&p23 December 18, 2019