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flatulatory rape 

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.
We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!
flatulatory rape by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011
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Flatutory Rape 

The process of holding one down to fart on them against their will.
I just felt so violated when he sat on top of me and farted. It was pure flatutory rape.
Flatutory Rape by gaseousman March 5, 2009

Flatuatory Rape 

When someone farts in your personal space against you own wishes.
"Eww, my dad just Flatuatory Raped me!"

Flatutory Rape 

The act of having sex with a minor while passing gas
Guys, did you hear? Steve was charged with flatutory rape? They said the stench was so bad that when they came to the scene, the poor girl was dead and the cause of death was the extreme amounts of methane gas in the room.
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026