Flach'd 

The undesired reception of intimate bodily contact, typically in the pubic region, ranging from uninvited cunnilingus (Shushing gesture optional), to the fondling of the male genitalia. "Flach'ing" is usually associated, but not limited to, the ingestion of mind altering substances.

Lam: "How was the tent last night?"

Jeremy Fisher: "It was like a horror movie in there, I totally got flach'd!"

Flach'd by realbillclinton August 11, 2014

Flach drunk 

When a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger

Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action

Flach drunk by wweezzyFFFbabyandtheFisforFart November 1, 2010

flash drive 

A memory device that is plugged into the USB drive of a computer. A flash drive is usually about 1 1/2 to 2 inches long and can store from much more than a floppy disc.

I kept losing the data on my floppy discs so I went to the store and bought a flash drive.

flash drive by Aidyn April 13, 2005

The Flash Drive of Win 

the flash drive of win in essence is about a four gigabyte flash drive that any member of society may carry. the contents of this drive may include the following

1. photography
2. videos
3. anything that contains win
the debate reaches a point when one tries to constitute what is "Win" or " Full of Win" that can be placed in said flash drive. However usually the Flash Drive of Win can contain things that are said to be Awesome, or Epic

1. Logan: " Man did you see the Flash drive of Win Bob had? it had the best music on it!"
Justin: " yes, and it was truly something to be proud of"

2. Sean: " The Flash Drive of win, Offspring of the folder of win, grandson to the internet."

3. Ryan: " did you see Jamal's flash drive of win? it had every single cheerleader ever on it "

Markus " No I didn't I have to go see what Jamal is up to now."

4. John: " I just saw Mario's flash drive of win... it was so good, I feel like building a statue of the many wonderful things that were on it."

The Flash Drive of Win by The Man who is known as Ruckus February 23, 2010

flash drive 

a portable storage device for storing porn.

i have 3 GB worth of quality asian porn on my flash drive.

flash drive by urban asshole March 2, 2010

Flash-Drive Jockey 

The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.

Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.

Flash-Drive Jockey by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013

Flash Delirum 

Flash Delirum is temporary insanity. One may experience a case of flash delirum at any point in ones life.

Patience: doc, ive been having these wierd reocuring dreams lately about strange alien life-forns and things just dont seem right.
Doc: i think we have a case of FLASH DELIRUM!

Flash Delirum by gethighonlifenotdrugs May 18, 2010