fit bit
fit bit by Laura (prom) December 17, 2006
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A capitalistic marketing gimmick that is a waste of money and does absolutely nothing to improve your exercise goals or physique. Fit Bits are for people amateurs who are dumbfounded about creating their own exercise routine. People who wear fit bits are still out of shape and obese. They forget about important parts of dieting like the science of nutrition, metabolism, and overall wellness. The fitbit doesn't calculate metabolic, bmi, or workout. People wearing fitbits still remain fat and unhealthy.
Paul: Tony, did you see that fat abomination wearing that fit bit?
Tony: Yeah he's such a loser. Those fitbits make him look like such a weakling.
Paul: Too bad. He'll never get stronger or have an awesome looking bod like us.
Tony: Yeah he's such a loser. Those fitbits make him look like such a weakling.
Paul: Too bad. He'll never get stronger or have an awesome looking bod like us.
fit bit by superbipolar420 January 25, 2016
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8-bit Shit Fit
Becoming so frustrated with a difficult retro game that you throw a temper tantrum that usually ends with the classic controller chuck. Ragequitting an NES game.
8-bit Shit Fit by HydraMoonlight March 4, 2021
With a bit of spit it, everything will fit
The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
With a bit of spit it, everything will fit by Guydelastep February 26, 2024
bitch fit
-When a person, usually a female is angry and upset about something and starts whining/crying/yelling/screaming/throwing things when things don't go their way.
-Basically its going all PMSing and Godzilla like.
-Also can just be "BF" if you can't curse in front of certain people.
-Made famous by the Wayans Brothers comedy "White Chicks."
-Basically its going all PMSing and Godzilla like.
-Also can just be "BF" if you can't curse in front of certain people.
-Made famous by the Wayans Brothers comedy "White Chicks."
bitch fit by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
Bubblegum Bitch-fit
boy: would you look at that ass, dayum
girl: say what???
boy: don't worry babe, I'm just looking
girl: don't make me throw another bubblegum bitch-fit cause you won't have any hair left when I finish with you!
girl: say what???
boy: don't worry babe, I'm just looking
girl: don't make me throw another bubblegum bitch-fit cause you won't have any hair left when I finish with you!
Bubblegum Bitch-fit by Actionables May 9, 2014