fit bit

fit bit - someone who's hot. . and fit to boot - a bit of alright.

"my boyfriends a proper fit bit"

by Laura (prom) December 17, 2006

fit bit

A capitalistic marketing gimmick that is a waste of money and does absolutely nothing to improve your exercise goals or physique. Fit Bits are for people amateurs who are dumbfounded about creating their own exercise routine. People who wear fit bits are still out of shape and obese. They forget about important parts of dieting like the science of nutrition, metabolism, and overall wellness. The fitbit doesn't calculate metabolic, bmi, or workout. People wearing fitbits still remain fat and unhealthy.

Paul: Tony, did you see that fat abomination wearing that fit bit?
Tony: Yeah he's such a loser. Those fitbits make him look like such a weakling.
Paul: Too bad. He'll never get stronger or have an awesome looking bod like us.

by superbipolar420 January 25, 2016

Fit bit of kit

Good looking and well heeled lady.

Fit bit of kit Marilyn Munroe Meagan Fox Jessica Beil Mila Kunis Mia Farrow

by WNTDS March 13, 2010

8-bit Shit Fit

Becoming so frustrated with a difficult retro game that you throw a temper tantrum that usually ends with the classic controller chuck. Ragequitting an NES game.

"Dude, I got to level three in Battletoads, but it was so hard I had an 8-bit Shit Fit!"

by HydraMoonlight March 4, 2021

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

bitch fit

-When a person, usually a female is angry and upset about something and starts whining/crying/yelling/screaming/throwing things when things don't go their way.
-Basically its going all PMSing and Godzilla like.
-Also can just be "BF" if you can't curse in front of certain people.
-Made famous by the Wayans Brothers comedy "White Chicks."

Ex. "I am SO FREAK-IN' PISSED! I think I'm gonna have a bitch fit!"

by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005

Bubblegum Bitch-fit

When somebody annoys you so much that you resort to sticking gum in their hair.

boy: would you look at that ass, dayum
girl: say what???
boy: don't worry babe, I'm just looking
girl: don't make me throw another bubblegum bitch-fit cause you won't have any hair left when I finish with you!

by Actionables May 9, 2014