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first rights

The blessing altar boys receive before the priest baptizes their assholes with semen.
After Father George gave the young boy's virgin asshole first rights it was "hole"ier than ever.
by shrimp farmer March 24, 2010
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Facebook first rights

When a friend adds one of your friends, and you are the only mutual friend between them, everything that your friend does with the other friend must go through you.
Matt: "Erin wants to meet up Friday, is it alright if I hang with her?"

Sam: "No!"

Matt: "Why?"

Sam: "Facebook first rights!"

Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"
by Kip Magnum May 5, 2011
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youre the first guy to treat me right

A phrase said by someone (commonly a female) that indicates comparison of your behavior with past partners.
Shorty: โ€œYoure so sweet! Youre the first guy to treat me rightโ€
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Whos been treating you?
by Dwight Pride November 25, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐Ÿ: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Right fist up in the air

A way of showing Black Power without shouting it.
Yo we don't need to shout black power. When the Labor Day Parade happen again, just put your Right fist up in the air; they'll know what time it is.
by Jay89Jay91 March 20, 2018
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