first rights

The blessing altar boys receive before the priest baptizes their assholes with semen.
After Father George gave the young boy's virgin asshole first rights it was "hole"ier than ever.
by shrimp farmer March 24, 2010
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Facebook first rights

When a friend adds one of your friends, and you are the only mutual friend between them, everything that your friend does with the other friend must go through you.
Matt: "Erin wants to meet up Friday, is it alright if I hang with her?"

Sam: "No!"

Matt: "Why?"

Sam: "Facebook first rights!"

Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"
by Kip Magnum May 05, 2011
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