Stemming from the word fetus, a fetace is a tiny angry poker player that fidgets when he gets "pocket aces"
1. "What you wanna do tonight?"
"Anything but play poker, Fetace squirms too much"

2. "Fetace is sipping his water again...I think he's gonna spit up"
by Alonzo Defonzo December 7, 2006
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