Festibox

Adjective: to describe unwashed, smelly, infected or otherwise unpleasant female genitalia. Comes from the contraction of the words 'Festival/Infested' and 'Box' to describe female genitalia.

See also blue waffle. (Note VNSFW)

'Word up Tarquin, I just got back from Coldplay at Glasto'!
I saw Hattie up the front looking well peng, I'd love to tap that snatch'

'But Terrence, I hear she never washes that thing. Must be a proper festibox down there in the jungle blud.'

Festibox by Contiikikiki October 8, 2011

festibobs

Festibobs are like your holibobs but at a festival where you come home feeling worse than before you went.

Q.Shape on you, where've you been? A. On my festibobs, need some holibobs now.

festibobs by Matt Horton, Helen Moon, Paul Eaton, Pete James & Vicki Reeves September 21, 2007