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A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.
I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.
by motech January 20, 2015
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