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The idea that femmes, like mountain goats, are so accustomed to standing and walking on steep inclines (in the form of high heels and mountains) that if you take the incline away both groups are actually more rather than less clumsy.
I can waltz in heels all day but I can't balance for more than a few seconds in my yoga class, it must be Femme Mountain Goat Theory at work.
by 1ladyface January 08, 2012
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