fecalia 

FECALIA: Fecalia is a medical term describing a common condition where microscopic pieces of shit travel through the blood system until they reach the brain where they attach themselves to neurotransmitters causing what is commonly known as SHITHEADor SHITHEADISM. FECALIA

FECALIA Yo-Jack; you fukup, where was you last nite man, we had a hockey game.
Ahh man, i can't remember nothin no more Larry. It's that fukkin FECALIA, got my brain all clogged up with shitfleks.
The doctors say i'll have full blown SHITHEAD before summer.

fecalia by Isack Sack January 8, 2009

Fecalangelo

Leaving a masterpiece of a dump in the shitter.

Dude tattooed the bowl with the Chili Shits. This guy is truly a Fecalangelo!

Fecalangelo by will bitten July 22, 2017

Fecalith 

1. literally a poop stone
2. the best nickname for any douche nozzle in your life

Dude, John is SUCH a fecalith!

Fecalith by unicornsarereal143 May 24, 2014

fecalize

The act of spreading feces on foreign objects.

"I was so angry at that asshole that I decided to fecalize his house!"

fecalize by brentionary March 17, 2009

fecalator 

A metaphysical device that functions by taking taking perfectly good situations and turning them to shit.

While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.

Alphonse: "Hey, Gaston! Is the copier up?"

Gaston: "Naw. Someone must of left the fecalator on."

fecalator by H. M. Meinschaftgefullenburger September 24, 2009

fecalateral triangle 

The brown triangle that is left on the back of the toilet seat and is caused by poor wiping and personal hygiene.

Ian left a fecalateral triangle on the toilet seat again!

fecalateral triangle by Emergency911 December 9, 2016

transneural fecalization

The process by which a persons brain becomes shit.

This bud is so good it produces spontaneus trans neural fecalization.

transneural fecalization by KGz November 2, 2003