Favstar Whore 

People on Twitter who exist only for the purpose of giving and receiving "Favorite" stars and being a "big deal" on Favstar.fm. They believe themselves to be celebrities of sorts but are, in reality, merely members of a Favstar clique devoted to giving and receiving stars. They seldom interact on Twitter at any level aside from starring tweets that may or may not be mildly funny, in a desperate attempt to make it to the lamest page of all: The Favstar Leaderboard. Favstar whores will unfollow you on Twitter if you're not giving them enough stars.

That Favstar Whore unfollowed me on Twitter because I wasn't starring his lame, unfunny tweets.

Favstar Whore by Pete Puma September 20, 2010

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

bat fastard 

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

bat fastard by anal passage July 19, 2006

fapstar 

a person who masterbates so often and well he is considered a pro at FAPPING. he is pornstar status of FAPPING.

chase has been sitting at home all day fapping for 12 hours straight. he is such a FAPSTAR

fapstar by fapinabox November 16, 2010

Fagstard 

Simply a gay man (fag) who is a bastard. Used by gay men who are really angry.
fag
bastard

Damn but that guy is a real fagstard.

Fagstard by mikalinatl July 5, 2009

Fastard

Short for "Fucking Bastard"

Jack: Sorry dawg, I can't go hand wit you guys tonight. My parents are being fastards.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.

Fastard by Perennialartist January 15, 2006

Fastard

An incredibly stupid person who must be suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (F.A.S) and is also a retard.

That guy was so stupid, he's a real fastard!

Fastard by kmort April 10, 2007