Falsely fascinating or interesting. To fake fascination or interest in something.
So I went on this date and all he could do was talk about himself. He was so self-centered that he couldn't pick-up on the fact I was fauxcinating the whole time.
After listening to their story for 20 minutes about how great their trip to Fuddruckers was, I told them their story was so fauxcinating.
by illinfox October 12, 2010
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