Fat Boy Syndrome 

Men who were fat when younger, and are now cripplingly insecure about themselves/their relationships may be said to have Fat Boy Syndrome (FBS). A man with FBS may or may not talk constantly about his weight/workout routine and/or his eating habits. He usually also talks about his insecurities ad infinitum. Men with FBS have a tendency to be overemotional, latch on to those who show any sort of interest in them, and be generally annoying.

Man with FBS: So, she says she likes me, but I don't know if she really does! I love her so much, and I'm just so scared that she'll realize she isn't into me....I should really hit the gym later, I'm feeling a little chubby...do these pants make me look fat?

Me: GO TALK TO A THERAPIST ABOUT YOUR FAT BOY SYNDROME!!1!!11!1

Fat Boy Syndrome by j. rose October 16, 2011

fat boy syndrome 

When all of your pictures on online dating sites do not indicate your actual girth and you say "Oh, my only disappointment is I am a husky guy" or something to that effect. This progresses into you taking out your insecurities on possible dating options and attempting to be far more sexual through mediums like the internet or texting, then you actually are in real life to overcompensate. This also leads to you not even allowing the process to progress anywhere because you are so use to people not giving you a chance because of your past rejection, presumably due to how you look. Defensiveness and oversensitivity ensues.

(see also: fat girl syndrome)

A guy I met at the bar from a dating site that totally had fat boy syndrome.

fat boy syndrome by clavicle8 May 25, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008