fast food shower 

Noun: the event in which one is sitting at their computer, most commonly playing World of Warcraft, and is too lazy to take a shower. The aforementioned individual smells like absolute shit, and is a fatass. The individual uses the condensation of an extra large fast food drink to wet a napkin and rub the wet napkin all over their sweaty, smelly, shit stenched body.

Yeah so I was hardcore gaming and smelled like an anchovy's cunt, so I used my coke to take a fast food shower.

fast food shower by Beruuk Mc Hartmarmot May 29, 2010

Fast Food Sex 

its fast, it is filling for the moment, but the emptiness comes back quickly, its empty calories, and not healthy, and leaves you wanting more. AKA one night stands

Man, I am tired of fast food sex. I am ready to settle down and date.

Fast Food Sex by gatorgrip September 19, 2009

Fast Food Sex 

one person involved is burger king and the other is mcdonalds. party one is having it their way, and party two is loving it.

babe, lets have fast food sex: I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it!

Fast Food Sex by SweetDoggyM January 15, 2016

Fast Food Stockpile 

When you are at a fast food restaurant and you grab a large amount of napkins, hot sauce, sporks, forks, toothpicks or anything else so you can replenish the stockpile horde you keep in your desk / dorm room / car / office.

Oh man, taco bell put the hot sauce behind the counter so I now have to be extra crafty to replenish my Fast Food Stockpile of hot sauce. Who only uses ½ a packet per taco? WTF!?!?!!

Fast Food Stockpile by RTFF September 10, 2011

fast food steer 

stopping at a fast food restaraunt and eating while steering with your knee

we stopped and got a burrito and because we were in hurry, my dad had to pull a fast food steer.

fast food steer by Willy S. December 24, 2007

Fast Food Syndrome

Fast Food Syndrome is thinking you know what you want to order at your favorite joint and all of a sudden Boom!! You don't know what to eat. Taking very long to make a decision to settle for the most lame value sandwich of all.

OH My GOSH!!! I forgot what I wanted to eat, UGH!! I must be having a bad case of Fast Food Syndrome.

Fast Food Syndrome by The_Bambino_88 January 9, 2019

Fast-Food Special 

when you nut in a girl's ass and, when you pull out, she shits on your dick like an ice cream from a fast-food place (the cum is the glaze)

The wolf howls But the hawk Tuahs , she was doing the Fast-Food Special last night

Fast-Food Special by Blake Burnell September 14, 2024