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When one enters a bathroom to take a dump, but frustratingly spends more time farting than shitting.
Timmy: “Mommy? Where’s Daddy?”
Mommy: “Can’t you hear him Dear? He’s in the bathroom taking a farty dump.”
by Chili2 January 17, 2018
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