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farts nuggen

n. The act of allowing one's lips and cheeks to vibrate while pressed firmly between another's ass cheeks and exhaling forcefully.
It usually elicits many giggles and protests from the victim to stop.

syn. fartserbit

Additional examples:
Similar to a zerbit, this is done with your face is pressed in between the ass-cheeks of another person.
You then exhale out of your lips forcefully, similar to the way you would blow on a musical trumpet or do the "motorboat" to a pair of large breasts.
The resulting sound is similar to the sound of one passing gas.
He had his face between my ass cheeks and gave me a farts nuggen!
OR
I thought I was farting on his face when he gave me that farts nuggen!
by daggit September 15, 2010
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wet fart nugget

small bit of sloppy poo that sometimes comes out with a wet fart, usually leaves a nasty skidmark in your boxers.
my missus hates it when I go out on the beer and curry, because I normally wake the next morning with my undies in a mess from wet fart nuggets.
by Nick Harvey February 13, 2004
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fart nugget

"Aww man theres a fart nugget in my pants i shouldn't have pushed so hard."
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fart nugget

A fart nugget accours when you are with a group of friends and you feel a little gas coming on. You feel very excited because you want to but on a good show for you friends. You push extremly hard and then, pooooop, you shit your pants with a hard turd. Luckly for you, you can make a swift move to 2 restroom before anyone notices becasue your ass wont we wet and brown, only brown. You should be able to clean you panties with a few sheets of Toile paper. If there is no brown left on your white panties, CONGRADULATIONS, you have succsefully ddroped a "Fart Nugget"
Damn sue i think I just released a fart nugget.
by Mic August 5, 2004
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fart nugget

dude1~dude, wut a fartnugget.
dude2~seriously...
by my@sshurtz October 8, 2003
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fart nugget

an insult toward someone, when you would prefer to not swear.
"You fart nugget (taking the place of bitch)! You cheated on me with Cindy!
by moonlightalley February 23, 2011
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fart nugget

the end product when you laugh so hard that a little poop comes out.
I think, I think I just pooped myself a little. Now that's a fart nugget right there! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
by athena2hermes December 14, 2010
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