Sith Lord:(swinging lightsaber) You're dead old man!
Yoda: A fartosphere create I will. Die you will.
(Yoda farts with immense force)
Sith Lord: (choking) You bloody yeti! what the f*** did u do?
Yoda: Feel the fart, mother****er!
Sith Lord: Noooooooo.... *gasp*cough*
(Sith Lord Dies)
Yoda walks off into the sunset, his trusty lightsaber dangling at his side and an unsightly yellow spot on his tunic where his butthole should be.
Yoda: A fartosphere create I will. Die you will.
(Yoda farts with immense force)
Sith Lord: (choking) You bloody yeti! what the f*** did u do?
Yoda: Feel the fart, mother****er!
Sith Lord: Noooooooo.... *gasp*cough*
(Sith Lord Dies)
Yoda walks off into the sunset, his trusty lightsaber dangling at his side and an unsightly yellow spot on his tunic where his butthole should be.
by Kewlie May 17, 2008