fart wafter 

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.

I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.

fart wafter by B warden April 1, 2007

fart water 

when you fart in a pool, hot tub, bathtub, etc. causing a stinky bubble bath.

"Dude, I had horrible gas last night when we were in the hot tub. We were soaking in fart water!"

fart water by Zinzara July 5, 2009

Fart Water 

Water or liquid that leaks from you ass hole when you fart. This causes you underwear to get wet or damp. It's not shit.......its fart water!

My fart water left a wet patch on the back of my boxers!

Fart Water by Carpet Bagger September 10, 2015

fart water 

when you or someone farts around a person drinking water. the water is automatically considered fart water. this is because water evaporates and also gets tainted by the air. the water is usually not always no less good.

*person A farts and contaminates the surrounding air with their gas*
*person B takes a drink of water with their mouth wide open*
*person A says: "haha you just drank fart water!! HAHAHA"*
*person B swallows carelessly"

fart water by the scene queen September 10, 2009

Water Fart 

When you fart in or on water.

"I was in the pool, and I water farted"

Water Fart by Dr.Darq November 27, 2013