When a man has anal sex with a woman, cums in her ass, then the woman unloads warm cum fart yogurt all over his chest.

The fart yogurt will more than likely have small feces chunks/particles mixed with the man's cum and it will most definitely be warm.
Sally, the Costume Vagina, decided to try anal sex with her boyfriend Todd. After Todd came inside her ass, Sally decide to play a trick on Todd and squirt out some fart yogurt on his chest. Todd was not pleased... and broke up with Sally a few days later.
by Zordock13 February 2, 2012
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when you open up a yogurt container and it squirts/ejaculates its yogurtness all over your hand
veronica beaverhausen's yogurt farted all over her hand as she opened it in class and she got super-pissed and left to clean its yogurt jizz off her hand
by alotta fhagina April 8, 2009
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A simple every day act of when a woman’s vagina farts out cum after rigorous sexual activity.
I need to excuse myself. I have a bad case of the yogurt farts.
by YogurtFarts February 26, 2023
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