Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.
Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"
Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."
Austin - "Get a life."
Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."
Austin - "Get a life."
by P titties October 18, 2009