farm warming 

Though it sounds like a party for a yuppie gentlemen farmer to show his friends the acre, the cow, and the carbon-neutral construction bamboo and mahogany barn, a "farm warming" is in fact just a code name for a big gay sex party. Usually the attendants are pretty much the same people who would be at an actual farm-warming, and it can occur in a carbon neutral barn structure.

"Spencer and Jack never came home last night after that 'farm warming' they went to -- I guess all that plowing tired them out."
"Either that or the huge amounts of gay sex."
"Yeah, one of those."

farm warming by GaySexPartiezUnveiled July 12, 2009

fartwarming 

1. Warming, with use of a fart, and in particular, a warming fart.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.

1. The bed was so cold, I needed to do some fartwarming to keep my toes from freezing.

2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?

fartwarming by Brjtlc June 18, 2010