A term for fappers on a whole new level. Above even the rare Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap God will spend every second cherishing the joy in fapping.
Joe: Is your crotch suffering seizures?
Bob: Nope, I'm just fapping.
Joe: Lord, that's gross.
Bob: I think I'm starting to feel like a fap god, fap god..
Joe: ...
Bob: Nope, I'm just fapping.
Joe: Lord, that's gross.
Bob: I think I'm starting to feel like a fap god, fap god..
Joe: ...
by W1N5T0N52 May 14, 2015