fannyblocker 

Some annoying knobba that feels, (even though you don't like him) that chatting to you about noodles is much more important than the beautiful women that are stood directly behind him.

Bloke 1; 'Wow, Jimmy, look at those two girls getting it on'.
Bloke 2; 'I can't. This annoying fannyblocker is stood in the way. And he's talking about noodles'.
Bloke 1; 'What a fannyblocker'.

fannyblocker by Mikeyjah June 24, 2006

Fannyflockers 

A group of men or women who appreciate a fantastic flangepatch

Aye up Sam, knickers on here come the Fannyflockers

Fannyflockers by SirGreg January 7, 2017

fannyblower

The act of inflating ones mouth against a window pain to the amusement of an audience within.

I gave the other kids a fannyblower over the teachers shoulder at the classroom door before running off.

fannyblower by Richard Mulley March 28, 2008

fannylicker 

Someone who is extremely dumb... and licks fannies.

You are such a fannylicker.

fannylicker by Josh July 9, 2004