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fanger banger 

1: -Verb
The act of finger fucking a female until she reaches orgasm or the act of her fingering her own vagina until she reaches orgasm

2: -Noun
A female way below your standards, that you would not have sex with but you wouldn't mind finger fucking her and getting a blowjob
1: Nancy pulled her panties to the side and wanted me to fanger banger till she came, I did but I told her she could fanger banger self.

2: Nancy is such an ugly, nasty hoe that I wouldn't stick my dick in her, she's such a fanger banger, even after 16 beers.
fanger banger by Chiggity Chza February 7, 2008
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finger-banger 

A male/female, whos only quality is a nice orgasim through the finger.

faux finger banger 

The Negative kind:
1) a guy who has really nice hands and looks like he should be amazing at fingering but he isn't because he:
a) doesn't go deep enough
b) doesn't go hard enough
c) just doesn't understand how it should be done
The Positive kind:
2) a guy who, from the look of his hands, that are generally small or with small fingers, shouldn't be good at fingering but he is because:
a) he plays guitar
b) he understands that just in-and-out isn't fingering
c) he has nice arms
1. Mindy: "I wish all guys with long fingers were good at fingering."
Lauren: "Yeah, its depressing that some many of them are just faux finger bangers."
2. "Paige, have you met that new guy? He is such a faux finger banger, I mean, his hands are like mine, but damnnnnn."
faux finger banger by April_Jocelyn23 November 10, 2005

finger banger 

While attempting to fist a sexy coworker you inadvertently
slam your finger against something extremely rigid and firm.
IE: Kate is the biggest finger banger in the office;
She accidently finger banged Ryan while attempting a reach around. see reach around

Flanger Banger 

A flanger banger is human of unusual funny guy haha
Flanger Banger by Luerch September 19, 2025

Finger banged 

"Woah dude I got loads of pussy last night"
"What was it like?"
"It wasn't great , I mainly just finger Banged her"
Finger banged by rydjf May 21, 2020

finger banged the gorilla

Someone who fingered an ugly girl. Also see finger fuck; finger bang; gorilla
Yeah, I hear Don finger banged that gorilla, Jennifer.
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