fakesbian 

A woman who acts or pretends that shes gay, when she is quite frankly not.
Sometimes for social gain of some sort.
Often they'll claim they're bisexual too.

straight-girl: so i was watching tlw last night, and heard tegan and sara, and realized i love them. can i have your copy of a cd of theirs?
real-lesbian: ummm sure? ...fakesbian.

fakesbian by imlisteningtobikinikill August 28, 2009

flesbian 

n. A female that acts like a lesbian or commits lesbian acts, such as making out with another woman, in order to get males interested in her sexually. Literally a fake lesbian.

adj. Of or pertaining to fake lesbians.

n. Brenda and Chaniqua were making out at the party last night, but it was just so Jamal and Rafael would notice them. What a pair of flesbians.

adj. Britney Spears and Madonna made out at the VMAs? That is so flesbian.

flesbian by Hank Grafthal June 24, 2006

Fresbians 

Such close friends you are almost crossing the line into being lesbians together even though your completely straight

Porky and Buckweat were spooning last night while watching a movie because they are the closest fresbians

Fresbians by Dot Wheat October 3, 2010

fakasian 

aka fakazn (rhymes with vacation) an asian who follows mainstream white American culture. Style, dress, hair and dating.

A complete phony who refuses to accept her Asian heritage under any circumstances. She only dates white men and only has white friends. Sometimes fakasians hang out togehter but they usually plot to eliminate the ohter token fakasain.

"I took my fakasain on vacation. It was wild!"
"check out the fake boobs on that blond fakasian!"

"oh my fave fakazn! i love ur abercrombieeee!"

fakasian by yourbestfriend2009 August 21, 2009

Fakestinian 

An Arab outcast from Syria, Jordan, or Egypt who believes in a concocted myth of a sovereign Arab state called "Palestine" (despite no such state historically existing). Favorite hobbies include throwing rocks at either civilians or the IDF and then screaming like a toddler when getting a taste of his own medicine, during thousands of rockets at Israeli civilians and crying foul when IDF retaliates, stabbing random Israeli civilians.

The Fakestinian justifies this savage barbaric behavior as "resistance to occupation". In this case "occupation" refers to the state of Israel in it's entirety not just the disputed territories.

The Fakestinian is the archetypal wolf in sheep's clothing. He'll bleat about how evil the "Zionists" are while himself being brainwashed to murder, maim, and injure any random "Yahud" he can find. Classic projection.

Also a bit suspicious how most pro Israel definitions here have been removed while revisionist Fakestinian propaganda is massively upvoted. Surely just a coincidence right?

Fakestinian by Wake Up July 11, 2022

fresbian

fresbian defines the intense friendship a lesbian has with her girl friends before realizing she is actually a lesbian. A fresbian relationship usually ends with an intense, and somewhat irrational blow up or break up of the friendship.

Jane couldn't understand the jealous feelings she had when her best friend, Carly, went with Jason to the prom. She was so upset by it, she drove to the prom, made a scene and ended their friendship. It wasn't until four years later when Jane was finally in a lesbian relationship with Dawn that she understood she had been in an intense fresbian relationship with Carly.

fresbian by BoysOnTheSide June 23, 2010

fesbian 

fesbian, or faux-lesbian. someone who pretends to be a lesbian to gain attention from guys, or because being a lesbian is the "cool thing to do"

Sally: i like kissing girls
Tom: you're such a fesbian, you love the cock and only kiss girls to get attention.

fesbian by sketchau October 12, 2009