fakebook status 

when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you're doing something that you're actually not.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.

i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn't catch me at this party.

My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.

fakebook status by yoooollam October 20, 2009

Subliminal Facebook status 

Using ones Facebook status to send a subliminal message to friends.

I.e. Stacey: "I'm sick of making an effort with people, when they don't care, I'll see how long it takes for them to call me!"
Lisa: "is that me? Are you sending me a subliminal facebook message? I was blow drying my hair"
Stacey: "no, not at all, it's this other chick from work"
Lisa: "sure.."

Karen: "The guy I like just winked at me on the bus! Hope he asks me out!!!"
Joel: "Are you sending me a subliminal Facebook status?"
Karen: "maybe ;)"
Joel: "no chance..what's you friends number?"

Jess: "I hate everyone and everything!!"
Sean: "Subliminal Facebook status?"

Subliminal Facebook status by Funkyjmr74 November 10, 2011

Facebook Status Rape 

The act of completely spamming a status, video and/or picture with comment so long that the observer must scroll multiple times, or take various minutes to comprehend the amount of rape. Also constitutes conversations between two or more people with an inadvertent spam.

dude, my friend Peter's status has over 100 comments, and his status was Peter is bored. He just got facebook status raped

Facebook Status Rape by Haskoo February 10, 2009

facebook status 

facebook status-(n.) a way to get people to ask comment or feel for someone without them directly saying, "I want people to know about what I am doing and ask me about it"

facebook status:
I am so tired right now.

oh what were you doing that made you tired?

facebook status:
I am so upset.

awe why?

facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that

OMG! are you okk??

facebook status by ramsfootball599 November 28, 2009

Facebook Status Jab

When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.

Facebook status:

John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!

*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*

Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol

Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)

...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!

Facebook Status Jab by Relo_391! October 31, 2009

Facebook Status Limit 

Socially acceptable number of daily Facebook status updates. AKA: FSL

Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(2 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(4 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
Facebook Friend: Dude, you've gone WAY over the Facebook Status Limit.

Facebook Status Limit by ThatBritishBloke February 21, 2011

Facebook Status Hacker 

Facebook Status Hacker can be abbreviated FSH.

(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.

Will reads his status:
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"

his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"

Facebook Status Hacker by DKizzay October 19, 2009