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fakebestfriend 

A new up and coming Myspace Famous singer. (Electro / Rock / Rap) His lyrics are similar to Jeffree Star's, but less self-centered.
"If I hate you I'll rip you verbally to pieces
it's why mexican kids wear me instead of jesus
I dont need to be a pink tranny to be cool
I'm still everyones desktop theme at your highschool."
He's currently moved from Marin County, the inspiration of his current music, to NYC.
He's 19, and his real name is Ben.
Rated #6 on Californias Unlabled Electro Artists.
God, fakebestfriend is SO much better than that fake pink transvesdyke!
fakebestfriend by Stephennn. July 10, 2007

fakebites 

Snakesbites...Only you're too much of a wimp to actually go through with it so you get those cheap crappy fake piercings and use those and try to pass them off as snakebites. Usually done by ugly, fat wanna be scene girl posers.
Damn. I thought she was cool and had snakebites...
But that bitch went and got them fakebites.
fakebites by Matt1224 September 20, 2007

fakeries 

Someone who acts fake to other ppl in certain situations.
Mary Bashi Is The Fakeries When Shes With Those Eastside Bitches
fakeries by Cuuuute May 21, 2006

fakeries 

Someone who acts fake to other ppl in certain situations.
Mary Bashi Is The Fakeries When Shes With Those Eastside Bitches
fakeries by Cuuuute May 21, 2006

Fakebien 

A Fake lesbian
“Ugh shes such a fakebien”
“I know right”
Fakebien by Sleezy-scumbag July 22, 2025
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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