fahringer

a metro sexual male...that acts like republican but is actually a democrat. they buy overpriced clothes that are horrible quality and goddamn gay. they look like a baby bird and get their haircut every week when its not even long. they take chicks with one arm to baseball games. they act like they liek sports but yet they only go to sporting events for the greasy fattening overpriced food. they waste all of their money on food that they dont even eat and spill it in other peoples expensove cars and houses. and they also spend loads of money on clothes that are purposely stained and ripped for style. everytime they drive...they crash and then sue when they arent even hurt. they spend the won money on BMW's and spend thousands on therapy they dont need...stricly for attention. they are basically gay

look at that fahringer...goddamn are they gay...haha dude they look liek a baby bird...does that chick have one arm??

by doublechin August 22, 2007

Fahringer

Being a completly New butt rocker on Halo 2

Man you just got owned like a Fahringer!

by Michael Moore March 29, 2005

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

Fabranger

A portmanteau of the names 'Fabray' and 'Granger'.

Referring to the romantic relationship between one Quinn Fabray (blonde ex-ex-cheerleader from the hugely popular television series Glee) and Hermione Granger (the smartest witch of her age from the Harry Potter book/film series). Characters from two separate fictional universes brought together through fan-fiction, gifs, manips etc.

Fabranger;

Hey, do you ship faberry?

Meh - fabranger IS WHERE IT'S AT!

Look, I'm all for Quinn being a pressed lemon, but isn't a Glee/Harry Potter crossover with two established straight characters in a relationship a tad far-fetched?

Sush. Just let it happen.

by fabrangershipper123 August 14, 2011

Fatfinger

Pressing two keys at the same time due to typing too fast or mistaking the distance needed to travel to the intended letter.

Damnit! I KLeep fatfingering letrters! Why me!

by Mai Valentine July 25, 2009

fringer

- Used to describe the colour of one's hair when it cannot be described as genuine ginger, blonde or brown. Their hair colour could be described as being on the 'fringes' of ginger and therefore that person on the fringes of 'gingerism'.
- An equivocal/borderline ginger person.
- An easy to remember term for the hoardes of nescient morons whose retinas only pick up 4 colours - black, yellow, brown and orange.

Cretin : "Look at that ginger tosser! Oi Ginge!"
Savant : "Why he's not ginger, he's fringer. Fool!"
Cretin : "Oh. In that case I won't verbally or physically abuse him then."
Savant : "Good man. Now let's go and collect that job seekers allowance - you've got seven hungry kids to feed!"

by Stephen Flowe July 8, 2007

Fringer

A person with ginger hair sporting a fringe.

Lew grew a fringe so he could become a Fringer.

by bo bo bo jangles August 14, 2007